Written by The Doomsday Bunnies at 03:16 20/1-2012
Presented with a rider with a Team Spirit of just 1%, due to many months of servitude on the team, with no reward forthcoming, my mind could not help but wonder towards a single question.
What if I pushed him just a little further? What would one more job do to him? Is 0% really possible? Can a rider really show complete and utter contempt for his fellow kin?
Of course there was only one way to find out, and so dutifully did Albion Dance depart to guide some trains, or whatever cover we are using for the forced labour camps nowadays.
The signup for Mons TT was a far more tense encounter than would be the norm for such a practise race. And what were the results of pushing a rider to the edge? Did he fall?
Team Spirit: N/A
Not applicable?!?
What does this mean?
Do I now have in my possession a true monster of a team player? A rider who will go above and beyond the call of duty, regardless of any considerations of happiness or togetherness? Will this man relentlessly drive my team onwards, until total victory is assured?
Or do I have a revenge filled monster, hell bent on ridding the world of the team that drove him into the darkest depths a human mind can go? One with no regard for personal safety, who will stop at nothing, even at the cost of terminating all of OCM?
Rumours that The Doomsday Bunnies are looking to provide alternative employment to Albion mean we may never find out...
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In real life he'd probably start nicking stuff from the team and try to shag your wife :)
he will not retire, he will suck all the Team Spirit from his co riders first, and then the whole team will die on a training ride
Dance'll become the first rider to retire at 24 years old, utterly disgusted by the cycling world!
Not happened to me yet...
Hamburg - Hannover
Riders signed up:
Jeremy Sursely (49 - Captain)
Antonius Suryati (29 - Lead Out)
Demario Gaspar (29 - Lead Out)
Joeri Ommen (30 - Lead Out)
Albion Dance (34 - Lead Out)
Lambert Eggens (30 - Lead Out)
Let's see how he does!
Didn't this happen before as well?
You can;t stop now! for the sake of science, go on, I tell you!
Shame on you :-)
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